I want someone who…

Thinks that I am fabulous

Finds me fascinating

Is kind

Has massive amounts of integrity

Is brilliant

Thinks I am too

Sees me as wildly entertaining

Is totally intrigued by me

Finds me absolutely irresistible

I don’t want someone who…

Takes me for granted

Doesn’t care to see inside my brain

Is cruel or malicious

Won’t take others’ feelings into account

Has no grasp of the English language

Calls me stupid

Can’t laugh at himself

Finds himself more entertaining than I am

Doesn’t dream of me naked